THE BEST BLONDE JOKE

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE ..... IT MADE ME GIGGLE A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

THE WINNER IS...DUSTANNE'S DREAM WORLD

The winner from yesterday's party favor give a way is Dustanne over at Dustanne's Dream World

Can you guess who this might be living in FoFo Land????

THE WINNER IS...RAMBLING OF A NORTHERN SOUTHERN

Saturday ! Cleaning Day! Due to this past week of parting, things just swelled right up on me. Well, no school for the kiddies and a house that needs to be cleaned (not to mention a mountain of laundry). Perfect combo! "Oh kids want to spend some quality time with mom and dad........" But here's the thing - As your cleaning, dusting and just being a busy little worker bee, you look at your computer and think , "I need to post, I need visit, I need Blog! I don't want to be forgotten!" But, The reality of needing clothes to wear sets in.... We made it "Spic and Span" house! Quick, ruuun to the computer! I ran to the computer....just to give 5 bucks away! Alright a deal is a deal!

Well FoFo finally got those names taped back together and the winner of Saturdays drawing is
Larae over at The everyday Rambling of a Northern Southern.

Who says bloggin doesn't pay!

Here the answers from the review yesterday.

1.Christopher our youngest son (monkey)
2.Snake size maybe good for soup too!
3.Why Clicks of coarse : )
4.Paper, So we can draw pictures for FoFo land.
5.3 Human, 6 total (human /animal mix.)



Our freebie for the drawing on Sunday is Lipfinity lipstick by Max factor (you know the story-It's good stuff !) Lipstick again !!!-I know It's "LAZY". Hey, we have a lot of it !

Today, rather than ask you questions.We would like you bloggers to tell us a little about yourselves, were nosey!

Todays topic: Pets! Tell us, How many? How Cute? Etc. Even post a picture if ya like !

Post by Sunday 6:00 pm Sunday to be in the drawing!

At or near 6:00pm Sunday FoFo will draw a name from a vintage Roseville Futura Vase, "You break it,You buy it buddy"

Have a blessed Sunday!
Remember FoFo says: "You can pick your friends, you can even pick your nose! But, you can't pick your friends nose!?!?

THE WINNER IS....SKIPPING ALONG

Well! here we are, the last day of the ULTIMATE PARTY BLOG and here I sit with toothpicks holding my eye lids open, a coffee I V , fingers that look like bubble wrap and a flat butt! I know what your thinking, You sissy! "Hey I.m a newbie and this is my first party!" Before this I would check the weatherrrr...,surf eBay for that perfect spoon reeest and maybe read some neeews. But this blog party stuff requires that I buck up and do fingers curls and pull all nighters for training.
It has been exciting meeting you all! All 915 of you,That's right,I was able to visit every one on party list Whew ! I hope many of us will continue to blog back and forth! It has been loads of fun...and time....and effort....and time...OK! more fun than anything!!!

The winner of todays drawing is Bradie over at Skipping Along. She is a mommy of three. She is also a homeschooling mom. Hats of to ya!!!! She won The Max Factor Lipfinity. Wow! your gonna look sooooo cool! I'm jealous!

So,how did you do with yesterdays math code?
Here ya go!
The answer was DOAFOLNF. Unscambled it is FOFO LAND !!!

Our freebie for Saturdays drawing i...s...Nothing!.."Buy your own prize!"...........With the 5 quid were offering up! Almost fooled ya!
That's right 5.00 USD's send boldly to the winners house right threw the mail system!
We thought, leave the party with a bang and go with "Cash"Plus, think of all were saving on shipping?

Also fitting for the day is the questions. A review of all the neat stuff about us from the last week.
Here goes, Lets see if you were paying attention!

1. Who is FoFo?
2. Is Zoey snack or dinner size?
3. Why are we here again?
4. Paper or plastic?
5. How many kids do we have?

Just post by 6:00pm ghjkllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllbmn bgggggggggggmn (I'm sorry I nodded off and head hit the keyboard!) on Saturday and your are entered.It's that simple!
FoFo will draw a winner from our paper shredder basket! "Hope he can CSI the names back together before we have to post a winner! Go FoFo Go!"

Remember FoFo says, "Don't forget to rewind your DVD's before you return them"

THE WINNER IS....CROWNED WITH LAUREL

Day 7 of the Ultimate Blog Party !!! Here I sit trying to catch up on visiting ya all. Over 800 visits and counting, You guys are just great!...aww Give me hug?

Anyway, as I'm twirling around in my chair...I notice that it feels weird. So,I pop up and realize it is not the chair, my butt is going flat! I'm gonna need booty implants by the end of my first Blog Party! "Hey, do they sell treadmills with a computer platform?"

Sorry,back on task?

The winner of the drawing for the "mystery" prize is Ester over at Crowned with Laurel - Dedicated to our Angel
To add to the fun we aren't telling the winner what they are getting either! Well it is a "mystery" prize.




Our freebie for Friday is Max Factor Lipfinity lipstick! New in the box and unused (Woo hoo).
You will be able pick from one of our "fabulous colors"
Now, you can eat apples,talk and kiss your kids all day long and your lipstick will stay on! How Cool!

Thrusdays Brain teaser!
It's time for math and spy class all in one-Ready let's be sneaky.

So, here goes:
1=A, 2=B ,3=C You get the idea.
Do these problems, Find the letter that fits the number-then unscramble.
"But, but,you mean all in one day!..Thats not fair!"-I can see you home school moms shaking head!

1+3=
3x5=
100-99=
12+6+2-14=
20-5=
3x4+1-1=
2224-2210=
1+1+1+3=

Now, No calculators! Take your socks off if you have too! ...Count, think, count !

As always 20, 9, 13, 5 + 16, 16, 19, 20 =Name in drawing! Pretty tricky huh...?

FoFo will draw a winner at 6:00 pm Friday from an old magicains hat.
Ohh! watch out for those little brown balls FoFo !!!

Remember FoFo says "4-5 add more clicks!, 7-8 I stayed up too late!, 9-10 Visit your favorite blog again!"

THE WINNER IS....SURVIVING MOTHERHOOD

Day 5? Oh no! Day 6 of th ULTIMATE BLOG PARTY

We are so confused over here. Today just SPANKED US !
That whole, life comes at ya fast thing , "Is real" So, more praying than bloggin today!

We still managed to pick a winner, even with a fire hose in our other hand.
The winner is Karen over at Surviving Motherhood She is a mother of 3 kiddo's. Go check it out...She has got some really good things over there.

Here are the answers to the Day 5 FoFo & Family profile questions. I looked at the answer key-Nana Nana Boo Boo !
1. 7 lbs, Snack size
2. 18 lbs, Dinner size
3. Nothing - Forget it! Too high in fat.
4. You Betcha-Speaking of dog? (I know!.Its just another funny)
5. One that is not missing any parts-Dah !

Substitute teacher kids - NO quiz today!- Woo Hoo !
It seems fitting then,that the freebie for today will be a "Mystery prize" ooooohhhhh!
Thats right! Time + Post = Winner..?.?.?.. "We don't know either" We'll get back to ya!
FoFo will draw a winner at 3:00 pm Thrusday out of USPS Priority shipping box!

Our announcement IS ! And, this is sure to make you drop your jaw !
We will give a freebie away EVERY DAY ! No,you don't need glasses! A freebie every day until we run out of stuff!

Spread the word.....Were Bananas!

Remember FoFo says "Cheap is good..But,free is better."

THIRD WINNER IS......THE PORCH LIGHT

Day 5 of the Ultimate Blog Party - Whew, I have went to over 500 bl...-"Ahhh, honey", quick, get the bengay, my fingers froze up on me!!!! AHHH, that's better!!!! Hey, can you use this stuff on your eyes? Umm, maybe not? ......ogs. I'm try'in to meet ya all ! The lucky winner today of my party give-away is..........Revka over at The Porch Light. Revka (cool name) She is a stay-at-home mom of 3 girls. She has a yummy recipe for Chicken Parmesan. Yum..tasty. Enjoy!-These are fun. God has blessed all of us Indeed. Here are the answers to the "Day 4" FoFo & Family Profile questions... I can't wait either? 1. Pomeranians Although Coco our big one (18 lbs). We think might be a chowmanian. 2. Zoey a.k.a. Zippy . She is the Princess! Coco a.k.a. Sticky butt (another day) He is the Jester! Paws a.k.a. Mister Licky. He is just lazy! 3. White boring!!! That is why we created FoFo Land. Dream-Dream-Dream !!! 4. Tom Arnold says you can. I'm sure it is quite complicated. Check out his song. 5. OS X rules ! ("The husband" is a Apple fanboy! ) Who am I to talk as I am staring at my powerbook? All this talk about animals inspired our next Freebie. It is a Pet Personalized Pawprint Photo Frame - Say that 10 times real fast! Now this I would pay money to see! Image...."Here kitty kitty", come here so I can stick your paw in some plaster to get your paw print for this cuuute frame. Now hold still Fluffy!!! "Ohh"! "Johnny grab her back legs..." Those claws are SHARP!....... Better have some gauze handy ! As always time + post = name in drawing. Tommorrow At 3:00pm FoFo will draw a winner from the kitty litter box-Ewwww! Day 5 FoFo & Family profile questions...this is hard! 1. How much does Zoey weigh? 2. How much does Coco weigh?-Umm-I wonder? 3. What does our cat do alot of? 4. Does FoFo like Chinese food? 5. What is a whole number? So there you go ! Think hard. Tommorrow we have an announcement sure to make you Giggle. Check back! Remember FoFo says: "Hey, these don't taste like tootsie rolls???"

SECOND WINNER IS.....NEVER TO MANY

DAY 4 of the Ultimate blog party : Alright , I have pulled out my triple thick coke bottle reading glasses - I must continue reading!!! Wow! There certainly is a lot of you bloggers out there. I hope there is not a quiz? Thank you all for your time and posts!

The winner of my second party favor give-away is Steffi over at Never To Many. She has a great site. Go check it out. Now remember Steffi LOL has to be spelled out when writing the old way, and smiley faces are right side up, not sideways :-)

BEHOLD!! We have found another PARTY FAVOR : Two inspirational card decks from Bruce Wilkinson: The Prayer of Jabez and Secrets of the Vine Cards. Breaking through to abundance. Your time +post = your name in the drawing.

FoFo will pull a name from Grandma's giant vintage Pyrex 30 qt. mixing bowl 3:00 pm on Tuesday. Sshhh-we are going to sneak in and boost it from Grandma and put it on eBay!!!!!-nooot really.

I know the suspense is killing you, so here are the answers for the FoFo & family profile questions from day 3.

1. When FoFo's sister was learning to talk "Christopher" came out as "FoFo".
2. Faith - a.k.a "Peaches"
3. Robert - a.k.a "Fuzzy"
4. Two dogs & one cat.
5. He's the baby of coarse!!!!!! "It is all about fun"

Check out Kevin Lehman's book: The birth order.

Day 4

FoFo & Family Profile Questions.

For today we will dig deeper into our little family with thought provoking questions like:
1.What kind of dogs do we have?
2.What are our animals names?
Dog 1:
Dog 2:
Cat 1:
3.What color is our house?
4.Can you be your own grandpa/grandma-Ummm ?
5.Do we use a PC or Mac?

Think-Think-Think !
Remember-FoFo says: Don't eat yellow snow!

THE WINNER IS....ADVENTURES IN BABYWEARING

Day 3 of the ULTIMATE BLOG PARTY

I'm wearing a hole in my mouse pad ! Well I'm down to 97% - Lot's of good stuff - There are lots of great and interesting people here.

The winner of my first party favor is............Adventures in Babywearing. check out her blog. She has got some great pictures. Thanks for all of your posts.

Here is my SECOND PARTY FAVOR

Two sets each of some fun and funky cards and invitations. I figure that some of you may have forgotten the "OLD WAY" of writing. (I have) This is our way of helping out the pen markers of the world. (since they don't make key boards)

Once again-same bat time-same bat channel. For your time and post by Monday 3:00pm (est) - FoFo will draw a winner from an old shoe box.

Here are the top questions for the day.

1. How did Christopher get the name FoFo.?
2. What is FoFo's sisters name.?
3. What is FoFo brothers name?
4. How many animals live with FoFo.
5. What birth oder is FoFo?

ANSWERS FROM YESTERDAY'S PROFILE QUESTIONS ARE:

1. Christopher
2. One brother & one sister
3. Banana Splits - But as responsible parents dinner is first and that would be pizza.
4. Don't know - We bought him from a band of Gypsies a few years back. He looks to be under 10. O.K. that is another funny! He is 8 years old.
5. Two, I will be good on this one.

Don't stay up passed your bedtime.....party hopping...